Austin started his journeys in my home, the Northwest.

This post was originally written for The Soccer Nomad, a now (sadly) former blog run by Austin Long in Atlanta. Austin is still a great follow on Twitter, except he insists on talking about the 208 MLS Cup. He did a post for me on his MLS fan experiences, and I wrote this one comparing the experience of seeing games in the US and the UK.

Since his blog is no more, I am re-creating this here.

I have been fortunate enough to have two fantastic experiences in my soccer life: One is going to more than 80 games in England, and the other is seeing my beloved Portland Timbers play in two MLS Cups (and win one of them) in person.

The playoff runs were magical and gave me some experience of away games in Major League Soccer. The former is ongoing because I wrote and published a book, The Groundhopper’s Guide to Soccer in England (buy it now!) and I run a consulting and ticket service.

The whole point of my book is to help non-English folks have the amazing experience of attending games in England – or at least to know more about what they are watching on television — and perhaps be entertained along the way.

My contemplations on why I think it’s so great to watch the English game in person led Austin to make a request: to compare the experiences of being a fan in each country. So, let’s have a go, as they say in the UK.

Stadium Locations

This picture really brings it home: apartments on the left, 45,000-seat stadium on the right.

In the US, many stadiums are on the edge of town and/or were originally built for American football. There are exceptions, of course, and with more “soccer-specific” stadiums coming up all the time, things are improving here.

In England, most stadiums are smack in the middle of town. Take Chelsea, for example: they are one of the great clubs in the world, with a cabinet full of league trophies, domestic cups, and European cups. But their stadium, the sparkling 42,000-seat palace of Stamford Bridge, is literally surrounded by housing and about a two-minute walk from a tube station in the middle of a busy neighborhood in West London. The same is true for Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle, and many others.

Some of the newer grounds are rather stale and on the edge of town (Stoke and West Ham, for example), but I give the advantage here to England.

Stadium Size

Here there is some similarity, except for MLS sides who play in giant stadiums made for the NFL. The biggest club stadium in England is Old Trafford, home of Manchester United, with about 75,000 seats. The next five biggest are between 50,000 and 60,000, and after No. 10 it’s all under 40,000. In the Premier League they get as small as 20,000 at Swansea City and 11,000 (!) at Bournemouth.

The average purpose-built MLS stadium is around 20,000. Since I prefer smaller places, I’ll give a slight edge to the States here.

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Weather

From a game I went to at Stevenage FC.

The vast majority of seats in English stadiums are covered – as they need to be, since the season runs from August to May and at least half of that is rain with temps in the 30s and 40s. In the US, we have the sense to play in summer and sit in the sun. Actually, it’s because the game doesn’t compete with cricket. Still: Advantage MLS.

Local Rivalries

My Timbers have the league’s most heated rivalry with Seattle, which is “only” 170 miles away. For comparison, Liverpool and Everton are one mile from each other. Queens Park Rangers and Fulham, two bitter West London rivals, are three miles apart. You could walk to those two and Chelsea in a total of six miles. It goes on and on. Big advantage England.

Away Fans

By rule, but not always in practice, away fans are supposed to get 10% of tickets to an English match, and up to three times that for a Cup tie. This means that throughout the Premier League, and in many lower league games, there are literally thousands of away fans singing their guts out the whole game.

The biggest I saw was 9,000 Sunderland fans at Manchester United. Look what they did when they scored a late goal in that game:

At the vast majority of MLS games, an away goal is met with a weird, eerie silence. Advantage England.

Distraction Action

About as much pregame distraction as you get at an English game.

Before games in England you get a lot of announcements and ads on the big screen – if the stadium has one, and most do. And there’s an on-field announcer whom everyone ignores. During the game? Nothing. They won’t even show a replay if it will piss anybody off.

I know of just one club, Crystal Palace, that has a dance team. I know of more than that with no scoreboard!

In the US, you get some sponsorship messages here and there, but it’s much better than the nonsense at an NBA or NFL game. English people love that stuff, by the way; they think it’s like going to a circus. Me, I give and edge to the UK here. Leave me alone and let me watch the game!

Singing and Chanting

Near as I can tell, MLS culture is pretty much an adoption of English culture, all the way to the point of people wearing scarves to a game in 90-degree weather. There’s plenty of singing in both places, but from what I have seen, MLS severely lacks two things: spontaneity and player-specific songs. There are also very few opening game anthems in the US, which we need to work on.

Here’s 57,000 West Ham fans sing “Blowing Bubbles,” East London accent and all, at their new home stadium:

And here are Sheffield United fans singing their traditional “Greasy Chip Butty” song before the Steel City Derby with Sheffield Wednesday.

Big advantage: England.

Eating and Drinking

Yay, eating at a game in England!

My favorite thing to tell English people is that not only can we drink inside an American stadium, there are people literally walking around to sell you beer! They absolutely cannot believe this. Ever since about 1990, when they started cracking down on hooligan culture, it is against English law to consume alcohol while you can see a soccer pitch – even in a suite. I’m serious!

They also have no concept of what tailgating is, but they think it sounds utterly amazing and can’t wait to get over here and try it out.

Food at English games? Sorry, but it’s crap, and at the bigger Premier League clubs there’s just no excuse for it.

Big, big advantage to the USA here.

Fan Behavior

A rowdy but hardly murderous lot.

The biggest misconception about English fans is that they are all hooligans. In fact, in 35 or so games I’ve been to, I have felt uncomfortable exactly twice: When I wore my Fulham colors outside Sheffield’s Bramhall Lane after a tense draw (lesson learned) and the time I naively wore a red jacket to a game at Everton (bigger lesson learned).

Still, I give the advantage to the Yanks here. The level of obscenity and abuse (at their own team, most of the time) is really over the top at English grounds – one reason that almost all have a family-friendly area. In the US, except for maybe a few of the derbies, fans mix together well, and everybody really seems out to have a good time.

One big disadvantage to MLS, though: I cannot believe how many American fans talk during the game and get up to walk around. Neither of these happen during the game in England, except when people beat the rush to the beer stand before halftime. It is all about watching, and knowing, the game.

The Bottom Line

Taken as a whole, seeing soccer in England reminds me of going to college football games in the South when I was a kid: It was mostly local teams with lots of fans there, TV and in-game distraction didn’t get in the way, and the stadiums felt cozy and intense. They are in the slow process of replacing their old grounds and losing some of that atmosphere, but for now, and for my money, there’s no better sporting experience in the world than heading down to the ground for a Saturday afternoon kickoff, with scarves and songs flying.

I will hope to run into you there sometime.

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